DH Birthday Competition: Win a ATI X800 AGP 512 meg

PoopyTheJ · Apr 23, 2005, 03:26 AM

ATI: We don't need no stinking SLI....

DosCervezas · Apr 23, 2005, 03:28 AM

[color=black]Fly with ATI. It’s cheaper than American Airlines and a lot safer too.[/color]

BWX · Apr 23, 2005, 03:40 AM

ATI- Ripping through the Cutting Edge of Performance

ATI Graphics- A Cut Above

ATI- you deserve it

Resistor · Apr 23, 2005, 03:42 AM

Without ATI Nothing Looks So Gorgeous

Without ATI The World Looks Dull

Without ATI The Universe Never Looks the Same

Without ATI I Cry My Tears Out

Yard Waste · Apr 23, 2005, 03:51 AM

ATI--so graphic, it's illegal in 21 states!

mkk · Apr 23, 2005, 03:52 AM

ATI - because you're all out of gum!
ATI - because there is no I in..., doh!

redsolar · Apr 23, 2005, 03:53 AM

Proposed New Canada n[color=Red]ATI[/color]onal Anthem:

O Canada!
Our home and n[color=Red]ATI[/color]ve land!
True [color=Red]ATI[/color] [color=Yellow]speed[/color] in all thy [color=Yellow]fans[/color]' command.
[color=Yellow]On[/color] glowing [color=Yellow]screens[/color] see [color=Yellow]Ruby[/color] rise,
The [color=Yellow]frames are[/color] strong and free!
[color=Yellow]With CATALYST[/color],
[color=Yellow]Or OMEGAs[/color], [color=Yellow]you are faster than N - V.[/color]
[color=Red]ATI[/color] keeps [color=Yellow]PCs[/color] glorious and [color=Yellow]crash[/color]-free!
O [color=Yellow]X800[/color], [color=Yellow]I hope you come to me[/color].
O [color=Yellow]X800[/color], [color=Yellow]I hope you come to me[/color].

Note, text in [color=Yellow]yellow[/color] has been modified from the original Anthem, as found here

technonerd · Apr 23, 2005, 03:56 AM

Wanna be the wisest person in the world, pick ATI. Be wise!!

eggs420 · Apr 23, 2005, 04:00 AM

ATI - Smooth gaming, ripping fast renders, and the most vibrant pr0n you'll ever see.

**dj_stick** · Apr 23, 2005, 04:19 AM

ATi: Jewel of the future

ReDGuiTaR · Apr 23, 2005, 04:19 AM

ATI : Hey! T, Hi !

( my last name is Thibault ... they are all calling me T ... )

DosCervezas · Apr 23, 2005, 04:28 AM

ATI, We can even make Terry Makedon look good

It's just a joke Terry, I'm going for the big laughs.

Ubergrendle · Apr 23, 2005, 04:29 AM

ATI: Pwning Pipelines since 1985

Not to be considered, but an alternate joke nonetheless:
ATI - Markham exists because of us. (Toronto humour)

Customgamer1 · Apr 23, 2005, 04:33 AM

The low life doesn’t fly with ATI

TJ- · Apr 23, 2005, 04:38 AM

ATI- Because you just have to have it...

ATI- is the future.

ATI- because its so good i want one.

kristos · Apr 23, 2005, 04:58 AM

ATI = Always Trying to Impress

and it works, I'm impressed by the card and by such generossity

b0ris84 · Apr 23, 2005, 05:01 AM

ATI: graphics so good you think the real world needs a higher resolution

Nuke209 · Apr 23, 2005, 05:03 AM

ATI - Tickles Your PC In A Naughty Way

HA!

DyceFreak · Apr 23, 2005, 05:06 AM

ATI - It makes even the ugliest of frags look good.

Tril · Apr 23, 2005, 05:18 AM

The sky is the limit? Not with ATI!

You think that's fast? You should see my ATI.

ATI. Breaking the speed barrier.

When speed of light is still not fast enough, get an ATI.

I like that ATItude.

Feel the beATItude.

Hungry for more power? Eat spaghATI.

Has the power of ATIdal wave.

Roars like ATIger.

You can't hATIt.

nuG · Apr 23, 2005, 05:53 AM

ATI is what Jesus would have become if he came back as a corporate power. OR DID HE ALREADY!?!?

ghampton · Apr 23, 2005, 06:13 AM

If at first you don't succeed - Try ATI !

Falstaff · Apr 23, 2005, 06:43 AM

Harder! Faster! Give It All To Me! Give Me Ati!

Lchevy79 · Apr 23, 2005, 06:44 AM

ATI : get-r-done

ATI: because your eyesight is important to us

ATI: the reason you got devorced

ATI: what do you get when you cross an xbox with a ati graphics????

answer ::a consel that runs better than your crappy nvidia computer

Resistor · Apr 23, 2005, 07:05 AM

ATI: Clocking All the Way

BurL · Apr 23, 2005, 07:06 AM

Got ATI?

ATI: Dont blow your load.

ATI: Graphics smooth as a babies butt.

rgreen83 · Apr 23, 2005, 07:14 AM

Four out of five dentists recommend ATI for bigger smiles!

ATI:Gamer tested, doctor approved.

evrt63 · Apr 23, 2005, 07:29 AM

ATI... making your game look fantastic while you still suck.

Sonata · Apr 23, 2005, 07:36 AM

[color=#000000]Fly with ATI the Aerospace Technology Interconnected scan line masters![/color]

DeadPooL_X_ · Apr 23, 2005, 07:57 AM

wicked card

Apr 23, 2005, 03:26 AM	#61
PoopyTheJ DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,588 Rep Power: 64	ATI: We don't need no stinking SLI.... __________________ [COLOR=Blue]“Alright boys, let’s start her up and see why she doesn’t work.” - John Fritz "I aim to misbehave" Malcolm Reynolds ATI Catalyst Beta Tester[/COLOR]

Apr 23, 2005, 03:28 AM	#62
DosCervezas DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 229 Rep Power: 0	[color=black]Fly with ATI. It’s cheaper than American Airlines and a lot safer too.[/color] __________________ *"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience".*

Apr 23, 2005, 03:40 AM	#63
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,665 Rep Power: 109 System Specs	ATI- Ripping through the Cutting Edge of Performance ATI Graphics- A Cut Above ATI- you deserve it __________________ Last edited by BWX; Apr 23, 2005 at 08:32 PM.

Apr 23, 2005, 03:51 AM	#65
Yard Waste Lost In Space Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 216 Rep Power: 0	ATI--so graphic, it's illegal in 21 states! __________________

Apr 23, 2005, 03:53 AM	#67
redsolar Off duty Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas, USA Posts: 1,242 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Proposed New Canada n[color=Red]ATI[/color]onal Anthem: O Canada! Our home and n[color=Red]ATI[/color]ve land! True [color=Red]ATI[/color] [color=Yellow]speed[/color] in all thy [color=Yellow]fans[/color]' command. [color=Yellow]On[/color] glowing [color=Yellow]screens[/color] see [color=Yellow]Ruby[/color] rise, The [color=Yellow]frames are[/color] strong and free! [color=Yellow]With CATALYST[/color], [color=Yellow]Or OMEGAs[/color], [color=Yellow]you are faster than N - V.[/color] [color=Red]ATI[/color] keeps [color=Yellow]PCs[/color] glorious and [color=Yellow]crash[/color]-free! O [color=Yellow]X800[/color], [color=Yellow]I hope you come to me[/color]. O [color=Yellow]X800[/color], [color=Yellow]I hope you come to me[/color]. Note, text in [color=Yellow]yellow[/color] has been modified from the original Anthem, as found here __________________ Real_Men_Do_Not_Use_Space_Bar Main rig: Intel Core i7 930 @ 4.0 Ghz \| Corsair H50 Push/Pull \| 12GB OCZ DDR3 \| ASUS Radeon HD 5850 \| 3x 1TB Samsung F3 RAID5 on Dell PERC 5i SAS + 1TB Hitachi \| MSI X58 Pro-e \| 850W Antec Truepower Quattro \| RocketFish by Lian Li Full Tower Case \| Gateway XHD3000 30" LCD \| Dell 2408WFP 24" LCD \| Dell 2407WFP 24" LCD \| Logitech Z-5500 Speakers \| Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Laptop: Samsung x360-34P \| Core 2 Duo SU9400 1.4 GHz \| 4GB DDR3 \| 128GB Samsung SSD \| Intel 4500M w/ HDMI \| WiFi \| Bluetooth \| 13.3" WLED 1280x800 \| Windows 7 Professional x64

Apr 23, 2005, 03:42 AM	#64
Resistor Get it Going.. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brisbane ..Oz Posts: 731 Rep Power: 50	Without ATI Nothing Looks So Gorgeous Without ATI The World Looks Dull Without ATI The Universe Never Looks the Same Without ATI I Cry My Tears Out

Apr 23, 2005, 03:52 AM	#66
mkk Cthulhu/Dagon 2012 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Gefle, Sweden Posts: 4,384 Rep Power: 120 System Specs	ATI - because you're all out of gum! ATI - because there is no I in..., doh!

Apr 23, 2005, 03:56 AM	#68
technonerd DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 594 Rep Power: 0	Wanna be the wisest person in the world, pick ATI. Be wise!!

Apr 23, 2005, 04:00 AM	#69
eggs420 my bud > yours Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 399 Rep Power: 0	ATI - Smooth gaming, ripping fast renders, and the most vibrant pr0n you'll ever see. __________________ AMD64 2800+ // Chaintech VNF3-250 // 2X512mb PDI ddr400 2-3-2-5 // 80gb 7200RPM WD w/8mb cache // Leadtek 6800GT // 144kbit IDSL Clan -=CCC=- Admin 69.31.96.68 BF2 PUBLIC RANKED SERVER 205.218.65.236 BF2 DEMO SERVER

Apr 23, 2005, 04:19 AM	#71
ReDGuiTaR DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Quebec , Canada Posts: 746 Rep Power: 0	ATI : Hey! T, Hi ! ( my last name is Thibault ... they are all calling me T ... ) __________________ Zing a ling... zing a ling a ling ... A8N-E - A64x2 4600, 2048 Mb Kingston ram 400mhz cas 2.5 ( 2 x 1024 DualChannel ), Seagate 320 Gig 7200 16Mb cache S-ata 2, GeForce 7900GT 512MB, Enermax 460watt power supply, WindowsXP SP2.

Apr 23, 2005, 04:28 AM	#72
DosCervezas DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 229 Rep Power: 0	ATI, We can even make Terry Makedon look good It's just a joke Terry, I'm going for the big laughs. __________________ *"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience".*

Apr 23, 2005, 04:29 AM	#73
Ubergrendle Semper ubi sub ubi Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 702 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Pwning Pipelines since 1985 Not to be considered, but an alternate joke nonetheless: ATI - Markham exists because of us. (Toronto humour) __________________ Veteran of the PC Microchannel / EISA wars of the late 1980s.

Apr 23, 2005, 04:33 AM	#74
Customgamer1 Fell off the tech wagon Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,273 Rep Power: 73 System Specs	The low life doesn’t fly with ATI __________________ Asus Laptop: 2.5 Intel Core 2 Duo, 4gigs DDR 2, Windows 7 64bit! Windows 7 > OSX!

Apr 23, 2005, 04:38 AM	#75
TJ- DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Infinity Posts: 3,679 Rep Power: 0	ATI- Because you just have to have it... ATI- is the future. ATI- because its so good i want one. __________________ new sig comming soon

Apr 23, 2005, 04:58 AM	#76
kristos DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	ATI = Always Trying to Impress and it works, I'm impressed by the card and by such generossity

Apr 23, 2005, 05:01 AM	#77
b0ris84 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: brooklyn Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	how about this one ATI: graphics so good you think the real world needs a higher resolution

Apr 23, 2005, 05:03 AM	#78
Nuke209 DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: St. Paul Posts: 568 Rep Power: 0	ATI - Tickles Your PC In A Naughty Way HA! __________________ 2006 Subaru Impreza WRX

Apr 23, 2005, 05:06 AM	#79
DyceFreak Whooshinator 2000 Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 50 Rep Power: 0	ATI - It makes even the ugliest of frags look good.

Apr 23, 2005, 05:18 AM	#80
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,675 Rep Power: 63 System Specs	The sky is the limit? Not with ATI! You think that's fast? You should see my ATI. ATI. Breaking the speed barrier. When speed of light is still not fast enough, get an ATI. I like that ATItude. Feel the beATItude. Hungry for more power? Eat spaghATI. Has the power of ATIdal wave. Roars like ATIger. You can't hATIt.

Apr 23, 2005, 05:53 AM	#81
nuG is having a sexy party Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: East Coast Posts: 1,779 Rep Power: 0	ATI is what Jesus would have become if he came back as a corporate power. OR DID HE ALREADY!?!? __________________ [COLOR=Black][/COLOR]

Apr 23, 2005, 06:13 AM	#82
ghampton DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	If at first you don't succeed - Try ATI !

Apr 23, 2005, 06:43 AM	#83
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,047 Rep Power: 206	Harder! Faster! Give It All To Me! Give Me Ati! __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Apr 23, 2005, 06:44 AM	#84
Lchevy79 -=[DHzer0point Team]=- Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 725 Rep Power: 0	ATI : get-r-done ATI: because your eyesight is important to us ATI: the reason you got devorced ATI: what do you get when you cross an xbox with a ati graphics???? answer ::a consel that runs better than your crappy nvidia computer __________________ msi K7N2 delta2-AMD 2800xp@2083-1gig of pc2700ram -ati x850xt 256mb -Audigy mp3+ - 1 80gig maxtor 8mb and 1 250gig 16mb maxtor -48x24x48 buslink burner-and a lite on 4x +/- dvd burner xp home samsung lcd (19") 930b monitor

Apr 23, 2005, 07:05 AM	#85
Resistor Get it Going.. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brisbane ..Oz Posts: 731 Rep Power: 50	ATI: Clocking All the Way

Apr 23, 2005, 07:06 AM	#86
BurL Liver SUCKS!!!! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 228 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Got ATI? ATI: Dont blow your load. ATI: Graphics smooth as a babies butt. __________________ If I had a bean burrito I would smash it all over my chest.

Apr 23, 2005, 07:14 AM	#87
rgreen83 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 357 Rep Power: 0	Four out of five dentists recommend ATI for bigger smiles! ATI:Gamer tested, doctor approved. Last edited by rgreen83; Apr 23, 2005 at 07:38 AM.

Apr 23, 2005, 07:29 AM	#88
evrt63 HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 90 Rep Power: 0	ATI... making your game look fantastic while you still suck.

Apr 23, 2005, 07:36 AM	#89
Sonata DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hot as hell in summer Posts: 284 Rep Power: 0	[color=#000000]Fly with ATI the Aerospace Technology Interconnected scan line masters![/color]

Apr 23, 2005, 07:57 AM	#90
DeadPooL_X_ DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Toronto,Ontario, Canada Posts: 54 Rep Power: 0	All The Integers belong to you ! wicked card __________________ "So it Begins" Also check out my songs I have a band called Audible Fury Check it out add me if you are there.