DH Birthday Competition: Win a ATI X800 AGP 512 meg

J0rs · Apr 23, 2005, 07:00 PM

ATi - So fast even Michael Jackson can't touch it.

NeoTribal · Apr 23, 2005, 07:13 PM

ATI Rocks! Oh man, it looks so real I messed myself.

ATI looks so good, I got drunk once and humped my display!

Hey look, an Nvidia... Urp, I just threw up in my mouth...

ATI Graphics... Anything else is the equivalent of getting prostate cancer.

ATI > everyone else.

Having a "High Performance PC" with anything but an ATI Graphics adapter is like having a "High Performance Honda Civic"; Sure it's possible... But why waste all that time and money when you can have something better from the get-go?

That last one is fried gold

Erroneus · Apr 23, 2005, 07:16 PM

Running hot on FX? Don't sweat it, an ATI card won't

Array Technologies Incorporated, no ATI Technologies Incorporated, aw hell just ATI, it's shorter and faster!

pr0digal jenius · Apr 23, 2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoopyTheJ

ATI: We don't need no stinking SLI....

this should end in "stinkin cock-a-roach!"

Insomnia · Apr 23, 2005, 08:18 PM

Who needs a witty slogan when your name is ATI?

Swifty2003 · Apr 23, 2005, 08:24 PM

ATI, the REAL way it's meant to be played!

Logla · Apr 23, 2005, 09:00 PM

I'll happily swap some of my wit for one of your 512Mb cards.

Lowfat · Apr 23, 2005, 09:11 PM

ATI- More Addicting Than Porn.

ronnn · Apr 23, 2005, 09:19 PM

ATI - Something Canadian that works!

(hard)

SeraphicSorcerer · Apr 23, 2005, 09:21 PM

ATI - And you thought canadians were only good at hockey... eh?

Blazer · Apr 23, 2005, 10:08 PM

ATI graphics, as Canadian as Hockey, but won't go on strike or be locked out.

~~werty316~~ · Apr 23, 2005, 10:11 PM

ATi - I'm Rick James B#tch!

ATi - ATi's Radeon Gets In The Game It Does

ATi - This Isn't Your Grandma's Apple Pie

Please ATi Pimp My System

~~werty316~~ · Apr 23, 2005, 10:30 PM

ATi - 01101011011010010110001101101011011000010111001101 110011001000000110011101110010
01100001011100000110100001101001011000110111001100 100000011100110110100101101110
01100011011001010010000000110001001110010011100000 110101
Guess this one

ATi - l33t graghics

ATi - Harder and Faster And Doesn't Require Batteries.

Randy P · Apr 23, 2005, 10:33 PM

ATI - Smooth...reeeal smooth...

Randy P · Apr 23, 2005, 10:37 PM

ATI - Entertaining the Ultra-Intelligent Since 1985

eggs420 · Apr 23, 2005, 10:55 PM

ATI - The only way to really flyyyyy! (metra commercial in the states jingle)

Prime2515102 · Apr 23, 2005, 11:09 PM

Packed with 16 essential pipelines for strong eyes and a healthy smile

zamac_man · Apr 23, 2005, 11:20 PM

ATI: Cheaper and more fun than a girlfriend ever will be.

Sandok · Apr 23, 2005, 11:25 PM

You know we got the biggest cards in the business and you all know size DOES matter

Blackboost · Apr 23, 2005, 11:52 PM

ATi
"No need to run 2 cards when you can have one with twice the memory."

Shadow Lady · Apr 24, 2005, 12:04 AM

ATI, because Canada is the future.

ATI, has that kick ass ATItude u need.

ATI, the non-fake way your games are meant be played.

ATI <-- just that is funny

ATI, the only way to see real life on your screen. (on a black screen)

ATI, Easy as Dell, I mean as Hell.

NVIDIA, the way we want it reviewed (ohh wait this isnt a nvidia slogan contest)

ATI, because u want to Get In The Game but never leave there.

ATI for your games, they will even thank you.

ATI, cauze they make u write slogans instead of spending money.

ATI, because ferraris are better than... ohhh wait, whats the other one?

ATI, upgrade ur virtual life.

I'd Like to Buy the World an Ati.

Insomnia · Apr 24, 2005, 12:09 AM

Pope Benedict XVI prefers the performance of ATI.

Ney · Apr 24, 2005, 01:06 AM

Let's stop this contest for the news: it's been a secret, but ATI stands for "eighty eye", meaning you should have great sight to digest the graphic detail overload. And I was thinking it meant some kind of sadomasochist gamer orgy thing...

>GSXR<mrbusa · Apr 24, 2005, 01:17 AM

MY FIRST WIFE SAID IT IS EITHER YOUR ATI OR ME...WELL I STILL HAVE MY ATI

~~werty316~~ · Apr 24, 2005, 02:35 AM

ATi - All The Protection From The World

ATi - Who Let The Dogs Out Woot Woot

OOAgent · Apr 24, 2005, 02:56 AM

ATI: You've seen your world, now see ours.

ATI: Making games play the way there were meant to be since <whenever ATI started>.

ATI: We can play on max settings, can you?

ATI: Because your worth it.

ATI: The Chick magnet

ATI: Gordon Freeman owns one, shouldn't you?

Insomnia · Apr 24, 2005, 03:28 AM

ATI. This ain't yo daddy's graphics processing unit.

Razgriz · Apr 24, 2005, 03:33 AM

ATI: because nVIDIA is for children

ATI: the way gaming should be

ATI: you can pick your jaw up now...

Necrosis · Apr 24, 2005, 03:41 AM

ATI. because two over processed, power hungry, wallet emptying, profile needin cards is not better than one.

Resistor · Apr 24, 2005, 03:46 AM

ATI - All Things Incredible

The Way It Should Be.. ATI

Apr 23, 2005, 07:00 PM	#121
J0rs DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hamilton Ontario Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	ATi - So fast even Michael Jackson can't touch it. __________________ AMD 2500+ OC'd to 3200+ \|\| 9800np mod to 9800XT \|\| 1gb of 3200 ram 2005fpw 20" Widescreen LCD w/ 12ms response

Apr 23, 2005, 07:13 PM	#122
NeoTribal 1" Lobes! =D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 187 Rep Power: 0	ATI Rocks! Oh man, it looks so real I messed myself. ATI looks so good, I got drunk once and humped my display! Hey look, an Nvidia... Urp, I just threw up in my mouth... ATI Graphics... Anything else is the equivalent of getting prostate cancer. ATI > everyone else. Having a "High Performance PC" with anything but an ATI Graphics adapter is like having a "High Performance Honda Civic"; Sure it's possible... But why waste all that time and money when you can have something better from the get-go? That last one is fried gold __________________ To the Dark Tower Childe Roland went...

Apr 23, 2005, 07:16 PM	#123
Erroneus Get off my lawn! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 13,343 Rep Power: 114 System Specs	Running hot on FX? Don't sweat it, an ATI card won't Array Technologies Incorporated, no ATI Technologies Incorporated, aw hell just ATI, it's shorter and faster! __________________

Apr 23, 2005, 08:24 PM	#126
Swifty2003 HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 80 Rep Power: 0	ATI, the REAL way it's meant to be played! __________________ Phenom II X4 945 @ 3.9 GHz - NB @ 2.6 GHz \|\| XFX HD 5830 \|\| Asus M5A88-V EVO \|\| 8GB DDR3 G.SKILL \|\| Seasonic X750 Core2Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz \|\| PowerColor HD 5450 \|\| Gigabyte P35-DS3L \|\| 4GB DDR2 G.SKILL \|\| Enermax 431W Folding@Home...

Apr 23, 2005, 09:11 PM	#128
Lowfat Xtreme Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grande Prairie, AB, Can Posts: 4,251 Rep Power: 99	ATI- More Addicting Than Porn. __________________ 27" iMac: i5 750 * 80GB X25-M G1 * 4GB DDR3 * HD4850 Stacker: 2600k * P8P67 Pro * 4GB DDR3 * 80GB ioXtreme * 30GB X25-E * (2) HD6950 * Asus D2 * Enermax Revo85+ HWD: (2) Xeon E5649 * EVGA SR-2 * 6GB DDR3 * 8800GTS * 1000W Antec FT01BW: (2) Xeon E5645 * EVGA SR-2 * 6GB DDR3 * GTS210 * Gigabyte 800W Odin GT Storage: (2) Sans Digital TR8M-B * 29TB

Apr 23, 2005, 08:18 PM	#125
Insomnia DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Santa Barbara, Cali Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Who needs a witty slogan when your name is ATI?

Apr 23, 2005, 09:00 PM	#127
Logla HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,311 Rep Power: 62	I'll happily swap some of my wit for one of your 512Mb cards.

Apr 23, 2005, 09:19 PM	#129
ronnn DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 617 Rep Power: 0	ATI - Something Canadian that works! (hard) Last edited by ronnn; Apr 24, 2005 at 09:41 AM.

Apr 23, 2005, 09:21 PM	#130
SeraphicSorcerer HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 2,295 Rep Power: 154 System Specs	My funny slogan... ATI - And you thought canadians were only good at hockey... eh? __________________

Apr 23, 2005, 10:08 PM	#131
Blazer Tweeker Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kitchener Posts: 611 Rep Power: 61 System Specs	Humor ATI graphics, as Canadian as Hockey, but won't go on strike or be locked out. __________________ ASUS Maximus Formula, OCZ 780MXS ps, Core2 Duo 8400 @ 3.80GHz,Corsair Water cooling kit, 4x2gb Mushkin DDR2 8000, 5 hardrives totalling 1.75 TB, Sapphire Theatrix, SyncMaster 2343, Logitech MX-518, 2 Sapphire Radeon HD 4870 Crossfired , running on Windows7 64 bit, all in an Antec P160w Case. Last edited by Blazer; Apr 23, 2005 at 11:29 PM.

Apr 23, 2005, 10:11 PM	#132
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	ATi - I'm Rick James B#tch! ATi - ATi's Radeon Gets In The Game It Does ATi - This Isn't Your Grandma's Apple Pie Please ATi Pimp My System Last edited by werty316; Apr 23, 2005 at 10:44 PM.

Apr 23, 2005, 10:30 PM	#133
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	ATi - 01101011011010010110001101101011011000010111001101 110011001000000110011101110010 01100001011100000110100001101001011000110111001100 100000011100110110100101101110 01100011011001010010000000110001001110010011100000 110101 Guess this one ATi - l33t graghics ATi - Harder and Faster And Doesn't Require Batteries. Last edited by werty316; Apr 24, 2005 at 04:37 AM.

Apr 23, 2005, 10:33 PM	#134
Randy P HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 476 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	ATI - Smooth...reeeal smooth...

Apr 23, 2005, 10:37 PM	#135
Randy P HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 476 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	ATI - Entertaining the Ultra-Intelligent Since 1985

Apr 23, 2005, 10:55 PM	#136
eggs420 my bud > yours Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chicago Posts: 399 Rep Power: 0	ATI - The only way to really flyyyyy! (metra commercial in the states jingle) __________________ AMD64 2800+ // Chaintech VNF3-250 // 2X512mb PDI ddr400 2-3-2-5 // 80gb 7200RPM WD w/8mb cache // Leadtek 6800GT // 144kbit IDSL Clan -=CCC=- Admin 69.31.96.68 BF2 PUBLIC RANKED SERVER 205.218.65.236 BF2 DEMO SERVER

Apr 23, 2005, 11:09 PM	#137
Prime2515102 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 25 Rep Power: 0	Packed with 16 essential pipelines for strong eyes and a healthy smile

Apr 23, 2005, 11:20 PM	#138
zamac_man DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 63 Rep Power: 0	ATI: Cheaper and more fun than a girlfriend ever will be.

Apr 23, 2005, 11:25 PM	#139
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 66	You know we got the biggest cards in the business and you all know size DOES matter

Apr 23, 2005, 11:52 PM	#140
Blackboost -=[DHzer0point Author]=- Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 0 Rep Power: 0	ATi "No need to run 2 cards when you can have one with twice the memory."

Apr 24, 2005, 12:04 AM	#141
Shadow Lady Avril Fan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere in colombia, okok, bogotá city :p Posts: 1,262 Rep Power: 0	ATI, because Canada is the future. ATI, has that kick ass ATItude u need. ATI, the non-fake way your games are meant be played. ATI <-- just that is funny ATI, the only way to see real life on your screen. (on a black screen) ATI, Easy as Dell, I mean as Hell. NVIDIA, the way we want it reviewed (ohh wait this isnt a nvidia slogan contest) ATI, because u want to Get In The Game but never leave there. ATI for your games, they will even thank you. ATI, cauze they make u write slogans instead of spending money. ATI, because ferraris are better than... ohhh wait, whats the other one? ATI, upgrade ur virtual life. I'd Like to Buy the World an Ati. __________________ Oblivion ftw

Apr 24, 2005, 12:09 AM	#142
Insomnia DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Santa Barbara, Cali Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Pope Benedict XVI prefers the performance of ATI. __________________

Apr 24, 2005, 01:06 AM	#143
Ney DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Brazil Posts: 89 Rep Power: 0	Let's stop this contest for the news: it's been a secret, but ATI stands for "eighty eye", meaning you should have great sight to digest the graphic detail overload. And I was thinking it meant some kind of sadomasochist gamer orgy thing...

Apr 24, 2005, 01:17 AM	#144
>GSXR<mrbusa im a FREAK Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,107 Rep Power: 55 System Specs	MY FIRST WIFE SAID IT IS EITHER YOUR ATI OR ME...WELL I STILL HAVE MY ATI

Apr 24, 2005, 02:35 AM	#145
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	ATi - All The Protection From The World ATi - Who Let The Dogs Out Woot Woot

Apr 24, 2005, 02:56 AM	#146
OOAgent DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Qrrbrbirlbel Posts: 69 Rep Power: 0	ATI: You've seen your world, now see ours. ATI: Making games play the way there were meant to be since <whenever ATI started>. ATI: We can play on max settings, can you? ATI: Because your worth it. ATI: The Chick magnet ATI: Gordon Freeman owns one, shouldn't you? __________________ Last edited by OOAgent; Apr 24, 2005 at 03:07 AM.

Apr 24, 2005, 03:28 AM	#147
Insomnia DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Santa Barbara, Cali Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	ATI. This ain't yo daddy's graphics processing unit. __________________

Apr 24, 2005, 03:33 AM	#148
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 53	ATI: because nVIDIA is for children ATI: the way gaming should be ATI: you can pick your jaw up now...

Apr 24, 2005, 03:41 AM	#149
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 129 System Specs	ATI. because two over processed, power hungry, wallet emptying, profile needin cards is not better than one.

Apr 24, 2005, 03:46 AM	#150
Resistor Get it Going.. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Brisbane ..Oz Posts: 731 Rep Power: 50	ATI - All Things Incredible The Way It Should Be.. ATI