Zardon

Phew, one ends and another one starts ! Didnt win the ATI X800 512 meg card, feeling depressed?

Thanks to our good friends at AMD we have a lovely droolworthy 939 FX55 processor to give away in a competition on Driverheaven.

To enter simply post a FUNNY slogan in some way related to AMD and you could be the lucky winner of this extremely fast (and expensive) CPU.

The rules for entering are simple, you can enter as many times as you want, you dont need a certain post count either, just come up with something witty, amusing and eyecatching. Remember im going to be reading them so if they are too long or boring it will lower your chances of winning as the judges have a short attention span. Anyone can enter even staff but in the interests of fairness administration staff arent able to enter.

Ill be closing this competition at the end of July so you have plenty of time to enter !

craig5320

AMD - A Man's Destiny

I know I can't win, but that's just life for me

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patje

entry1: AMD: We now it's not possible to achieve lightspeeds, but we're getting pretty close
entry2: AMD, faster than a honda Fireblade (hehe couldn't resist)

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FDM80

AMD, one of life's 3 letter words everyone knows by the age of 12.

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Verizon FIOS rules!

Sandok

AMD: The only company to name their CPUs on real places!

AMD: Faster than your momma!

AMD: Do any of you know what AMD stands for? Amazingly Mean Developers, that's what!

Volcom929

AMD, the cause of oh so many broken relationships and single men. Hey at least it doesn't nag you to take out the trash and take it to the mall shopping.

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AMD FX-53 w/ XP-120 & Panasonic 120mm Panaflow fan
Asus A8V Deluxe Rev 1.02 BIOS 1009
ATI Radeon X1950 Pro AGP
2 GB Corsair XMS PC3200XL 2-3-3-6
Sound Blaster Audigy 2 ZS Platinum Pro
2*WD 10,000 RPM Raptor Hd's Raid 0
120GB Seagate 7,200 SATA
LiteOn 8x dvd +/- RW
LiteOn 52X CD-RW
LiteOn 16X DVD-ROM
PC Power and Cooling Turbo-Cool 510 Deluxe

Mort_Cinder

AMD: Einstein's theory of relativity has been rewritten: "speed of light" changed for "speed of an AMD processor".

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Ubergrendle

AMD FX - Even Brian Brown and Brian Dennehy are impressed!

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Veteran of the PC Microchannel / EISA wars of the late 1980s.

Erroneus

AMD: There is no place like hell

AMD, KGB, CIA, FBI got one thing in common, they woop their enimies!

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crapman777

If i was hit by something on the road, i would want it to be an FX...too damn fast.

bananaman

AMD - no George thats not WMD

939 pins - the power of acupuncture for your pc

AMD - the power of WMD in 939 pins

AMD - electrons have never been so much fun! (to cannon fodder theme tune)

AMD - spanks the monkey

"When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings,
bottle of wine?
If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm 64 (bit)?"
- the Beatles: excited about 64bit in 1966.

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crapman777

The fastest way to death...or victory, AMD, cause any other way and your eating dust.

Sandok

AMD: We will own you, once you witness the powa!

daRk_heLmet

-AMD, flux capacitance for your PC
-If you only knew the power of an AMD
-AMD, beat thy intel
-AMD, WYSILTWYG (what you see is less than what you get)
-AMD inside
-Ambitiously Made Devices

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zamac_man

AMD: Save money on gas, build a computer.

AMD: Go ahead, get the one with the highest price

emmi

AMD: Too hot to handle.

Scar_T

AMD and nothing else matters.

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SLaY3r07

AMD: You don't have to be crazy to play with this, but it helps.

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AMD 64 90nm 3200 @ 2.57GHZ
XP-90 w/ Tt 90mm High Performance Fan
ATI X800 XT PE
MSI K8N Neo2 Platinum
OCZ EL Platinum PC-3200 Rev.2

MousePotato

IAMFX, IAMDFASTEST, IEATINTELLP4MYBREAKFAST


translated:
( i am FX , i am the fastest, i eat intell before my breakfast )



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GO FX !!!!!

Scar_T

NewDaddy: What is it? a boy?, a girl?
Doctor: It's an AMD
NewDaddy: thx god, that 's even better

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BOB050082

Hot potato

Pappa's got a brand new bag

Pappa's got a brand new bag...AMD

And you know that we got it

Too bad, I've got your beans in my bag

Heh, And you thought diamonds were forever

Monty1157

AMD: The only cool thing this summer.

Vikingod

Video games on AMD: The reason you dropped out of college in the first place.

mkk

(erased)

yoda133113

I must not Intel.
Intel is the mind-killer.
Intel is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face Intel.
I will permit it to pass away me and past me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Intel has gone there will be Greatness.
Only AMD will remain.

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[color=Yellow]Guild Wars Character: Corrupted Bubbles[/color]
"The muffin isn't picky, Timmy. Nor is it tasty! But it is powerful. All hail the muffin!" Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. He is not entitled to his own facts." Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan
[color=Sienna]Gateway M680X
P-M 750 1.86 GHz Alviso
Mobility Radeon X700 128 MB
1 GB 400 MHz DDR2
60 GB 5400 RPM Hitachi HD
QSI DVD+-RW DL
17" Widescreen
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PsYkE2k3

AMD - And you'll think that your enemies are playing multiplayer games in slow-motion mode; In games, that don't even support that.

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(not sure if this one is right, I used Google to translate the 10 things Moses got from God)

The 2 requirements of each AMD User:
1. You mustn't have other processors but the AMD ones.
2. You have to honour your AMD.

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

AMD - And you know, you will win.

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

A-M-D - Enjoy.

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

Do you have an AMD or are you cheating?

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

The AMD Song:
...
Keep clockin' clockin' clockin' clockin'
Yeah

Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here
A.M.D
is right here
...

Vikingod

In the land of three letter acronyms, AMD reigns king!

GeneralClaymore

When it comes to gaming, Amd is the only way to go.
Amd-hardware For hardcore gamers

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aaronbond

AMD: My pipeline may be shorter than yours, but boy does it get the job DONE.

Vapor

[color=DarkOrange]Advanced[/color] [color=Red]Micro[/color] [color=SeaGreen]Devices[/color] - We had to shorten our name to AMD because our competitors just weren't smart enough to spell out the whole thing.

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