Al Qaeda puts job ads on Internet - Arab paper

Iria · Oct 7, 2005, 01:31 AM

DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda has put job advertisements on the Internet asking for supporters to help put together its Web statements and video montages, an Arabic newspaper reported.

The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had "vacant positions" for video production and editing statements, footage and international media coverage about militants in Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Chechnya and other conflict zones where militants are active.
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Tipstaff · Oct 7, 2005, 06:20 AM

Hm.. I wonder what an Al Qaeda job fair would be like.

Not to mention, do you think they have a good dental plan?

If the only way left to identify you would be through dental records I'd expect them to have a damn good dental plan. If not they won't have many takers.

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