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Re: Talk To God
God was way too evasive for my tastes...always answering questions with a question. What a dick.
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Re: Talk To God
Aparently he has finally accepted darwinism. There's still hope for the guy.
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Re: Talk To God
ah geez
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A communist died and, naturally, went straight to hell. As soon as he arrived, he started rallying people, speaking to them, putting them to work and in a couple of months, Satan realized that he can no longer recognize the place. Everything was neat, there were parks, people were smiling... That made Satan think: "Hmm... This guy came here and turned everything upside down. I wonder what would happen if I somehow smuggled him into Heaven?" Being a resourceful fellow, Satan managed to do that and then he waited. A month elapsed... then two... then six and still no news from heaven. Finally, Satan decided to go up and take a look. Upon arriving, everything seemed quite normal so he wondered what had happened to the communist and went looking for him when he bumped into God. "My Lord", asked Satan, "where's that communist guy?" "First of all", answered God, "you should address me as "comrade" and second, I'm not so sure that I really exist anymore."
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Re: Talk To God
LOL
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Re: Talk To God
when I was a lad one of the first jokes I learned was:
What does a Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac do: he or she spends their entire life staying up all night wonder if there really is a true DOG.
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I like computers.
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Re: Talk To God
I had fun!
Me: If Jesus died for our sins, why do religious followers feel that repentance is necessary? God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: Wow, you're so helpful iGod! God: I'm glad your impressed, . You think I am helpful iGod.
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Re: Talk To God
Haha! Quite amusing for a while...:P
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Why is it Beeping!?!?!
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Re: Talk To God
God told me that Linus Torvalds created the world. Just in case there is any debate I heard it from GOD
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Re: Talk To God
Me:
What is your opinion of the racism issue in the world today? God: Ah. Let me think about it. The whole world? Me: Well of just the United States if that helps. God: Well that's okay. That is something I haven't heard of. YAY! its all clear to me now.
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