Cruel but funny

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  1. tastyweat

    tastyweat Lurking

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    I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

    She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

    So I hung up.
     
  2. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    er... *lost* "why?"
     
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    Maiky REDRUM "237"

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    GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood

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    you evil man (and i mean that)!

    edit: oh wait... that was a hypothetical situation wasn't it? :bleh:

    i take my initial comment back :duh:
     
  6. mainman

    mainman Mr. Nobody

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    OMFG!!!:wtf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    HsuGotaQ Hydrogenated Dumbass

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    Very good... oh... so very good :rofl:
     
  8. Ev!L-aLphA

    Ev!L-aLphA | n f e c t e D

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    OMG u meany lmfao :)
     
  9. tastyweat

    tastyweat Lurking

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    Yeah - it aint me :p - I'm only 16 - not going bald yet ;)
     
  10. digerati

    digerati Everyones life has worth

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    He goes off telling her how he's balding and how he's let himself go and she's alright with that. So she tells him she packed on some weight and he drops her like a brick lol
     
  11. BWX

    BWX get out and ride

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    I woulda gone over and given her some sympathy sex at least.:lol:
     
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    when a woman admits to putting on a "few" pounds, beware!!!
     
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    Last edited: Mar 17, 2004
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    10 on the richter scale.
     
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    mainman Mr. Nobody

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    :eek: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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