GH Competition: An ode to gaming

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    master of no one.
    at his feet you fall down dead;
    now onto the next
     
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    Ok.. it's official: I'm more creative right before bed. When I'm exhausted, wired, or 1/2 asleep... or all three.




    Improbableness.
    A mans fantasy at best;
    these dragons of lore.
     
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    It's not 5:30am yet, so my best work is yet to come.... God help you all.


    In the form of clag;
    through the great grin I have been.
    The Great Mighty Poo.
     
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    Tril Triple screen racing ftw

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    It has come to come;
    The time of making the choice.
    Power could be yours.

    - Lord of the rings.
     
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    Case by case I work;
    Didn't know Death was British.
    That's Gregg, you dumb sod.
     
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    Man... Conker makes it too easy.


    Long I have sat here,
    with cold marble up my butt.
    I hate architects.


    Edit: people might not get this one. In Conker there is a part where he comes up to a Gargoyle that is blocking the path ahead of you (in the remake, that is). Apparently the Gargoyle sat on this building for 200 years, and decided to move onto the bridge (in the original game you knocked him off his perch with your pan, and he fell there.. I think... er.. something like that). The scene goes something like, "Have you ever sat on a piece of gothic architecture for 200 years? It get's right up your @$$, you know."
     
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    Ode to a classic:

    Please insert quarter;
    avoid oncoming metal,
    take a leap of faith.
     
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    SEE! YOU SEE! It's after 5:30 am, and the creative juices are flowing.

    <sigh> God I'm tired.


    Some without the force,
    in letters of alphabet.
    It is cold in space.
     
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    I don't know if I can keep this up for a month.


    I'm sharp as a blade,
    both in wit, and in metal.
    Prepare to be owned.
     
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    Weee! Flow, baby, flow (I'm so tired I almost typed 'blow'). :D


    The path before me;
    what is up can be down too.
    I Prey I don't fall.
     
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    bridge construction game,
    makes you addicted to it,
    needs alot of tactics.
     
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    Did this one in my sleep.

    Seriously. I was dreaming Haikus.


    Reforged once again,
    a Crystal it took to do.
    Core Lady reborn.
     
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    While not related to a game, it is.. um.. related (3rd cousin, 6 times removed).


    Heaven is a place,
    among the digital damned,
    where the insane rule.
     
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    Don't know why I thought of this one...



    To teach a small dog,
    Yo quiero Taco Bell,
    Nintendogs, I need.
     
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    Damn you, Peter. I should be working, but noooo.. I'm here thinking up haikus (or at least trying to come up with something that 'looks' like one... been so damn long I know I'm doing it wrong.... hey wait.. that rhymed...).


    With language of self,
    in orbs of brillant colors;
    gotta catch them all.
     
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    Ode to one of.. wait... technically it's two of my favorite companies:


    Through the Looking Glass,
    and the Irrational;
    what a Shock it's been.
     
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    This is so bloody addictive.

    DiRT, mud, rain, and sleet,
    who am I trying to beat,
    on a track for one.
     
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    Well.. I've decided to pace myself. 1 or 2... or... um... maybe 3 a day. It's like sex: too much in one day can kill you.

    <pff> Yeah right.


    Blizzard, they did want,
    around about you should go;
    no rock without roll.
     
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    I've been thinking about playing this game again. The first one.. not the second. Second was cra..


    Ion Storm did make,
    dystopia, Deus Ex.
    It is Cyberpunk.

    A note: even though it looks like the 2nd line only has 6 syllables, it is in fact 7 because of the way you pronounce Deus Ex, which is day-uss ex.
     
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    Come on guys... it's not that hard to do. Just think of something about gaming, reverse it, cut it apart, make it look like Shakespear wrote it, rearrange it again so that it looks like something a 4 year old wrote, and your set.

    Anyhoo.. Unviverse at War beta is about to start, so, this one came to mind:


    Oh, it's such a shame,
    Earth is under siege again.
    Alien scumbags.
     
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