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  1. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
    boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
    using the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile,
    thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
    rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
    afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will
    forget about the tooth ache..

    AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really
    are:

    You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
    should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

    Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

    And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
    when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

    Thought for the Day.
    Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a
    piece of our mind.
     
  2. tastyweat

    tastyweat Lurking

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    lol - good one shorty
     
  3. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    Thanks tasty, a friend sent me that today.
     
  4. BWX

    BWX get out and ride

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    I like these ones- ROFL :rofl:

    Last one is so true- scary but true.
     
  5. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    WD-40 only if it has Silcon in it.... will be a lubricant... WD-40 as we all see it on shelves... is a cleaner.... not a lubricant....
     
  6. pr0digal jenius

    pr0digal jenius Delete Me

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    nerd alert!
     
  7. Madgoat1979

    Madgoat1979 VTX NuTz!!!

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    Haha, Exactly my thoughts:p
     
  8. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    what?... i'm just warning you guys that if you use WD-40 on such things as a fan to get it turning again..... it'll only work for a short period before it COMPLETELY seises due to the WD-40 getting the gunk thinned out and moving... then finally pushing it out and completely drying..... WD-40 is EXCELLENT for cleaning up plugs and on Battery posts... (spark plugs)
     
  9. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    Thread highjack. :rolleyes:
     
  10. GutterPunk

    GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood

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    thanks for the info Judas... i couldnt have lived w/o it

    To shorty... i love the laxative one lol!!!!! :rofl:
     
  11. Sourcer_2002

    Sourcer_2002 BANNED

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    lol good stuff...if you cant duct it fuck it!
     
  12. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    :oops:
     
  13. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    I forgive you this time judas. :)
     
  14. Judas

    Judas Obvious Closet Brony Pony

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    er.... there were other times?:confused: :(
     
  15. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    If there were I don't know about them. :lol:
     
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    Sourcer_2002 BANNED

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    I forgive you all!!
     
  17. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    For what? :confused:
     
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    Sourcer_2002 BANNED

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    Uh....for uh....i have no idea...but i still forgive you!
     
  19. shortstuff

    shortstuff Sweetness

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    Thanks. :) I'll remember that if it's ever needed.
     
  20. dj_stick

    dj_stick Apple Fanboy?

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    this thread has gone totally off-topic… well hence the name of the forum i spose…
     

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