The Corrupted Wish Thread

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  1. CDsDontBurn

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    granted, but it was only after having been probed, poked, injected, and castrated by doctors

    I wish i had a full bottle of Captain Morgan to myself
     
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    Granted, but when you open it you found out that it's already opened and the content is something else...

    [EDIT] I wish that I had a good day tomorrow.
     
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    granted, but that would be only after a night of serious partying and getting wasted to the point that you would black out. Only to sleep it off all day tomorrow and wake up just in time for work/school

    i wish my sister would effing bench mark her computer!
     
  4. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Grented, but then you realise that the evidence proves she is correct in saying under her sig:

    I wish I didn't have this damned cold
     
  5. Teme

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    Granted, but then you would have influenza.

    I wish that I had a car...
     
  6. CDsDontBurn

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    granted, but it would be a beater that would have something break everyday.

    I wish my girl wasn't moving away
     
  7. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but she tells you that she's dating a girl two blocks away and delcares that she's a lesbian

    I wish I didn't feel compelled to go to a Red Wings match in Detroit and throw an octopus onto the rink
     
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    Granted, so you would sit there content as they got their asses handed to them by whoever is playing them.

    I wish my upcoming computer project weren't so expensive
     
  9. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but you end up building an exact Dell replica and everyone here rips the :x:x:x:x out of you

    I wish I could find an octopus
     
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    Granted, but when you do, it will bite you w/its beak and squirt ink at you.

    I wish that i didn't have so much shit to pay off.
     
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    Granted, but the money would go to alcohol and women..

    I wish that Sweden will win this years Ice Hockey WC!
     
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    hmm....how was granting that wish "corrupted"? :D.

    Granted, but you won't be around to witness their victory or hear about it on TV/radio until weeks later.

    I wish i were eating a big deliciouls meal right now.
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Granted, but it consists of Far Eastern delicacies such as monkey brains, doggies etc etc

    I wish my nose wasn't sore and red
     
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    granted, but another body part would be sore and red.

    I wish my sore throat went away.
     
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    granted, but it was only after scrubbing it with a wire brush.

    i wish i can still go out tonight.
     
  16. cozumel

    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    Grented, but you fall madly in love with a moose and get arrested for lewd act of indecency.

    I wish I didn't have to do my annual report.
     
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    Granted, but that was only because you lost your job and filed for bankruptcy.

    I wish i can still have alot of fun tonight and wake up all hung over tomorrow morning before school and work :D
     
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    cozumel I'm dangerous but cute...

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    I don't really want to corrupt this wish as its nice however...
    Granted, but you're still so drunk tomorrow whn you go to work that you throw up over your boss and the lady you want to date.

    I wish that my heart was filled with happiness every minute of every day
     
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    Granted, but you were so full of happiness that you would be gay, and Barney would you your big purple lover of a dinosaur.

    i wish my dog would stop barking so effing much.
     
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    granted but he takes to humping your leg all the time

    wished my raiders would win more than 50% of their games this yr(actually 50% would be big improvement lol)
     

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