Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Trusteft, Dec 2, 2009.
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Man walks into a bar... Ouch!
Alison to you after you listen to me.
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. What did the mathematically inclined Acorn say to the squirrel?
This is the exact type of joke my friend Leon would tell me in Plymouth. After the first year I started to like them. It made me laugh.
Once upon a time, The End.
Who cares about what Chuck Norris does, Sponge Bob makes barbecue under water!
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Mommy, Johnny's eating all the raisins off the flypaper.
I don't get that one Bluemak.
Eh, I don't think I can explain the joke. Just, imagine two people having the above conversation. It helps if you are sleep deprived or very depressed or high.
What's the difference between Goths and Emos?
Emos like to cut themselves,
Goths like to cut other people.
Q) why did the pervert cross the road ?
A) he had his c*ck stuck in the chicken..
When in doubt, mumble.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
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