Very short jokes

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  1. IvanV

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    Recent studies have shown that women with a few extra pounds tend to live longer than the men who point that out.
     
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    A nurse calling the next patient at a doctor's office:
    - Due to the new identity protection regulations, we are no longer allowed to call you by name, so may the old lady with hemorrhoids please come in.
     
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    Priceless advice: Do not ever say to a lady: "You look like you're eating well." ;)
     
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    That or "When's it due?" when she's not actually pregnant.
     
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